Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Country slap bass hero: Mike Huckabee

Was watching the news just now and realizing that after all this stuff about Obama making progress in the middle east, Sotomayor being a reverse racist, etc., I kinda was just starting to miss the cast of characters from last year's Republican primary battle. Most notably, down home country hero, slap bass extraordinaire... Mike Huckabee.



Interviewer: "What do you think about about a politician that is up on stage playing in a rock band?"
High school chick: "Um... Definitely something that I haven't seen before."
High school jock: "Uh... you know, I just like music so, I'll probably vote for him just cause he's gonna be singing."

AMEN brother & sister. That is what I'm talking about. If the movement only had as much passion as you guys clearly did last year, or as much brute force as Mike does when he's slapping the shit out of that bass, we probably wouldn't be wasting our time on such trivial commie bullshit like pushing to get health care for everyone or better yet, making middle east peace progress. I know Mike wouldn't stand for any of that, nor would this high school auditorium he ROCKED back in December of 2007 either.

Think that's good? Just check out how versatile Mike can get on that mean ole bass guitar--

w/ Mama Kicks, which apparently features a dude who used to be in Boston:


Smurf bass:


Haha, look at this lil' fucker. Tryin to steal the show.


Making the dance floor go CRAZY, featuring some modern, experimental camera trickery:


Wait, holy shit. He played with a ska band too! Sweet.

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